PARTY TOMORROW! Ahhhhhhh!  I CAN’T WAIT! The RORs throw the BEST parties. Let’s see if they can top their last one where I ended up on the roof with Randy and Shelly during the [now legendary] MU TP KO. So good.
I also hope I see Sally at there.  I have to make sure I’m looking and smelling rotten!
See you there??????

PARTY TOMORROW! Ahhhhhhh!  I CAN’T WAIT! The RORs throw the BEST parties. Let’s see if they can top their last one where I ended up on the roof with Randy and Shelly during the [now legendary] MU TP KO. So good.

I also hope I see Sally at there.  I have to make sure I’m looking and smelling rotten!

See you there??????

Jack has been talking a LOT about door jamming lately. This it the only photo exists of an alleged door jam.  You can’t even tell if it actually happened. It kind of just looks like a casual bonfire.

Jack is a lot of talk.  Sometimes I really don’t think he knows what he is talking about.

Jack has been talking a LOT about door jamming lately. This it the only photo exists of an alleged door jam.  You can’t even tell if it actually happened. It kind of just looks like a casual bonfire.

Jack is a lot of talk.  Sometimes I really don’t think he knows what he is talking about.

15
March

Darcy Hisckses

That’s what I got when I Trevolting-fied my name. I will no longer respond to Davey Hork.

Darcy Hisckses, at your service.

Hung out in the quad today… saw Cecilia. #DeepThoughts

Hung out in the quad today… saw Cecilia. #DeepThoughts

Dear Pepperoni Pizza,

You are my everything: My air. My sky. My light.

How would I survive without you? 

Never leave me.

Love,
Davey

Dear Pepperoni Pizza,

You are my everything: My air. My sky. My light.

How would I survive without you?

Never leave me.


Love,

Davey

You guys, the ROR party was [PER USUAL] EEEEPPPIIIIICCCCC!!!!!
One of the best moments caught on my eyePhone: Sanderson trying to get in on the tubbing action with Sally and Lisa. Take a hint, dude. HILARIOUS. #SoSanderson

You guys, the ROR party was [PER USUAL] EEEEPPPIIIIICCCCC!!!!!


One of the best moments caught on my eyePhone: Sanderson trying to get in on the tubbing action with Sally and Lisa. Take a hint, dude. HILARIOUS. #SoSanderson

Talk about perfect timing: I become single and the RORs decide to have an epic party tonight for Spring Rush Week.

Not rushing (obviously), just going for the free Blort and the lovely monsters.
I’ll report back tomorrow.

Talk about perfect timing: I become single and the RORs decide to have an epic party tonight for Spring Rush Week.

Not rushing (obviously), just going for the free Blort and the lovely monsters.

I’ll report back tomorrow.

12
March

I’m back…

Remember that time the girl of your dreams became your girlfriend and you had the most amazing honeymoon phase that quickly faded into boring silent nights eating Top Roarmen while watching reruns of Sally McSqueal over and over while also neglecting the sweet Tumblr blog that once brought you so much joy?

I’m sorry, sweet Tumblr. I will never hurt you like this again.

PS: I’M SINGLE AGAAAAAAIN!

I just had the best sludge sundae EVER from the Monster Cafe’ and now I’m ready for a nap.
When I wake up this is where I’ll be headed… covered in drool. 

Anyone else going??

I just had the best sludge sundae EVER from the Monster Cafe’ and now I’m ready for a nap.

When I wake up this is where I’ll be headed… covered in drool.

Anyone else going??

At last! The Homecoming Alumni Brunch Invitations are in!
I’d like to thank the pep committee for working so hard on these and ESPECIALLY for not sliming all over them.

At last! The Homecoming Alumni Brunch Invitations are in!

I’d like to thank the pep committee for working so hard on these and ESPECIALLY for not sliming all over them.