That’s what I got when I Trevolting-fied my name. I will no longer respond to Davey Hork.
Darcy Hisckses, at your service.
Remember that time the girl of your dreams became your girlfriend and you had the most amazing honeymoon phase that quickly faded into boring silent nights eating Top Roarmen while watching reruns of Sally McSqueal over and over while also neglecting the sweet Tumblr blog that once brought you so much joy?
I’m sorry, sweet Tumblr. I will never hurt you like this again.
PS: I’M SINGLE AGAAAAAAIN!